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THE NINA, THE PINTA, THE SANTA MARIA, ILL DO YOU IN THE BOTTOM WHILE YOURE DRINKING SANGRIA! NACHOS & LEMONHEADS ON MY DAD'S BOAT. YOU WONT GO DOWN CUZ MY DICK CAN FLOAT! WE SELL AROUND THE WORLD & GO PORT TO PORT. EVERYTIME I CUM I PRODUCE A QUART! PUT ON YOUR LIFE VEST, LETS DROP ANCHOR, THERES A NICE LADY WHORE, ID LIKE TO SWANK HER! BOATS & HOES. BOATS & HOES. I GOTTA HAVE ME MY BOATS & HOES. DEADLIEST CATCH... WITHOUT THE CRABS! WERE ALMOST OUTTA GAS, CALL THE ARABS! IM A PUSSY PIRATE, MY NAME IS JACK SPARROW, TAKE OF MY PANTS SO YOU CAN SEE MY FLESH ARROW! MAKE SURE TO WAX, USE YOUR MOMS NAIR, YOU'LL BE AMAZED WHEN I CUM IN YOUR HAIR! PULL UP THE ANCHOR CUZ WERE LEAVING DRYLAND, GET BELOW DECK, WITH A DICK IN YOUR HAND! BOATS & HOES, BOATS & HOES, I GOTTA HAVE ME MY BOATS & HOES.